Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Highly Inappropriate Games for Children - A to Z



Apples to Candy Bars: Who Can Eat the Most?

Boondoggle

Candy Factory: Playing for Minimum Wage is Fun!

Dung Beetles and Drag Queens: The Final Fantasy

Elves and Fairies and Gnomes and Trolls and Ogres and Witches and Sylphs and Pixies and Wizards and Things

Fractionary: A Game of Complicated Math – In Your Head!

Gross!! The Game of Pulling Icky Things Out of Your Body

Hop on Pop…Especially While He’s Sleeping

I Never Loved You – A Game of Truth

Junior Taxidermist: Dead Animals Not Included

Kama Sutra for Kids –Are You the Bendiest?

Land’s Sakes! The Game of Antique Exclamations

Made Ya Bleed!

Nanomonopoly

Onomatopoeia – Who Knows the Most Poetry Terms?

Pin-knuckle – Losing is Painful

Quiet! Let’s Pretend We’re Fugitives

Rolly Polly – A new game for girls’ slumber parties! Includes scale, tape measure, and list of insults especially designed for the fattest girl in the room

Sell It to Me, Sister – For Little Girls Who Want to Get Ahead on the Corner

The Time Game: Can You Feel the Seconds? What is the Now?

Underwear! The Game of Who Will Show Theirs First

Very Hairy Mary: Don’t say it three times while looking into a dark mirror!

Why Are You Hitting Yourself? A Game of Bullying and Irritation

XXX Cross-stitching: It’s Hard-core!

You Don’t Look Like Mommy or Daddy – Someone in Our Family’s Adopted, But Who?

Zipper Racing: The Game You’ll Get ‘Stuck’ On!

2 comments:

Twocutegirls said...

Oh, heavens to Betsy! I think I'd be good at "Land’s Sakes! The Game of Antique Exclamations." Funny stuff!

Unknown said...

made ya bleed!!!!! what type of twisted world are we in!!!!